It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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