Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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