sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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