Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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