If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
i may or may not be watching the land before time
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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