It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
it was like his penis was on wheels.
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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