glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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