I just made out with a guy for $7.
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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