Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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