whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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