I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
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