Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I think I won the penis lottery.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
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