I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
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