I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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