Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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