The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
Randomize
