She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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