YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
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