I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
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