he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
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