In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I seem to have left my pride at pride
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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