its not stalking. its research.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
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