well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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