what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
It's rum buckets o'clock
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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