Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
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