This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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