i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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