Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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