This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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