belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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