If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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