it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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