Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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