"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize