are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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