He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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