So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
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