Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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