There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
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