Kiss
Puke
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
Randomize
