weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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