So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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