I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
it glows. i had to have it.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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