CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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