what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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