Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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