Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
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