Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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