What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
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