I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
Randomize
