I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
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he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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