I'm pants shitting drunk right now
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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