idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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